Man Down

Beverly Hills

Dear Motorcycle Guy,

I don't know what happened, but when I saw your red bike down on the side of Sunset Boulevard, pieces strewn everywhere, my heart sank.  I was then very relieved to see you standing up and being taken care of by some good samaritans.  I hope the damage was solely limited to your motorcycle.

Careful!

Stuffed

Beverly Hills

Dear Old Man seemingly stuffed into in a three piece beige suit while tightly buckled into the passenger seat of a black Cadillac SUV cruising Sunset Boulevard,

Thank you for sitting up so straight and still that I momentarily thought I might be witness to a real life version of Weekend at Bernie's.

Look alive people, look alive!

Daredevil

Beverly Hills

Dear Not So Small Man riding down Sunset Boulevard on a not so large bike,

I loved your glittery stars and stripes Evel Knievel helmet!  It made me remember days when clothespins and a towel could become a super hero cape, and I believed anything was possible.

Viva Knievel!

Ticker-tape

Beverly Hills

Dear Value Sized Pack of Napkins busted open in the middle of Sunset Boulevard,

 As cars sped by, your contents were stirred up, sent skyward and fluttered about all the while making me feel like I was in a parade.  I would like to thank whoever dropped you there, because parades (real or imaginary) are awesome!

Keep floating!

Wind Blown

Beverly Hills

Dear driver of the silver Honda Accord headed West on Sunset Boulevard,

Thank you for letting your dog hang his head out the car window; his pale blonde ears flapping in the wind was the best part of my morning commute.

Man's best friend!

Impala

Beverly Hills During Rush Hour

Dear Angry Man in the black Chevy Impala on Santa Monica Boulevard,

I appreciate the fact that you didn't rear end me, but you anger scared me.  You should know that although I don't make traffic laws nor enforce them, I do however abide by them.  You finger pointing/wagging/flipping was completely uncalled for.  I hope you enjoyed your takeout dinner that, as you so kindly tried to show me, ended up on the floor while you were not paying attention to the rules of the road.

Drive Friendly!