Mr. Manners

Hollywood

Dear Drunk Guy standing outside of Gelson's holding a handwritten sign that read "Irac War Please Help",

As I walked into the market, your greeting of "Look at you... you're an executive!" made me laugh.  As I walked out, your follow up line of "There she is... my nurse!" also garnered a chuckle.  As I walked away, your next line of "Mmmmmm... Do you know what I could do to you" gave me the serious creeps, but the fact that you quickly followed it up with "WITH you... things I could do WITH you!" somehow left me smiling.  You drunk gentleman you.

Redemption!