Chop Fooey

Los Feliz

Dear Foo Dog Statues that guard the door at the Chi Dynasty restaurant on Hillhurst Avenue,

I am sorry that not just one but two men proceeded to stick their crotch in your face as if you, a statue, were going to pleasure them; one even had the audacity to photograph himself while his friends weren't looking!  I just hope, for your sake, that you do not become the perverted Blarney Stone of the Eastside.

Keep It In Your Pants People!

More Sweet Than Sour

Los Feliz

Dear Girls with the lemonade stand on Franklin Avenue,

Your story of:

 "this guy... this guy... came by... on a... on a... bike... and gave us... like... ten dollars... and he only wanted... like this much... like... not even a full cup...!? "

was the best thing I heard all day.

Dollar well spent!

In The Cards

Los Feliz

Dear Girl With An Incredible Voice standing in line behind me at 7-11,

You broke into Elton John's "Daniel" and I had to restrain myself from turning around to look; you then said "sh*t I should have brought tarot cards!" and the temptation became too hard to resist.

Sing Out Sister!

Smile

Los Feliz

Franklin Avenue

"A Little Smile Never Hurt Anybody"

Aisle 9

Los Feliz

Dear couple dancing in the aisle of my local Von's,

Thank you for putting a smile on my face and reminding me that love can be silly even while doing mundane tasks such as grocery shopping on a Saturday afternoon.

You got the beat!

Purchases

Los Feliz

Dear young man wearing bright blue suede topsiders while shopping at 7-Eleven,

Your purchase of Glade air freshener, clear packing tape and a lighter led me to wonder what exactly you might be up to.

Intrigued!

Overheard

Los Feliz

Dear slightly older man who said "I spent six hours in there" to his date while walking down Vermont Avenue,

I certainly hope you were pointing at the coffee shop and NOT Kirsty Alley's Organic Liaison, one could make sense and the other would just be downright scary!

Keep walking!

Hotness

Los Feliz

Dear Hot Shirtless Guy in black running shorts and a white sweatband jogging down Franklin Avenue,

Thank you for taking such good care of yourself and therefore being a nice little reward for my having woken up very early on a Sunday morning.

It definitely is HOT out there!

Top Hat

Los Feliz

Dear Woman in the Two Foot Tall Uncle Sam Stars and Stripes Top Hat waiting for the bus on Vermont Avenue,

Thank you for making me smile and for being the perfect reminder not to take myself too seriously.

Hats off to you!

Mr. Clean

Los Feliz

Dear Workman on Vermont Avenue hanging a sign on an early Saturday morning,

Thank you for smelling like clean laundry, the scent let me know that someone takes good care of you.

Well pressed!