Romeo Y Julietta

Downtown

Dear Guy who works at the Flower Mart,

I saw you pick up the pace to a kind of skip-walk-run and wondered why you were in such a hurry; you then came to a slow stride matching your steps with a cute little chica.  Your friends at the orchid stall laughed at you but I thought it was kind of sweet, and that girl you are obviously crushing on was none the wiser.

Well Played!

Let You Call Me Sweetheart

Hollywood

Dear Trader Joe's Employee with a voice smooth as whiskey,

Normally I do not take kindly to strangers using terms of endearment while addressing me; you, however, are hereby allowed to call me "sweetheart" and/or "darling" as often as you would like.

Rico Suave!