Chop Fooey

Los Feliz

Dear Foo Dog Statues that guard the door at the Chi Dynasty restaurant on Hillhurst Avenue,

I am sorry that not just one but two men proceeded to stick their crotch in your face as if you, a statue, were going to pleasure them; one even had the audacity to photograph himself while his friends weren't looking!  I just hope, for your sake, that you do not become the perverted Blarney Stone of the Eastside.

Keep It In Your Pants People!