Parallel

West Hollywood

Dear Silver Mercedes SUV trying to parallel park on Fountain Avenue during the morning commute,

I, unlike most people in this city, acknowledge that parking here is difficult so I try to always give space and time to those attempting to do so on a busy street - in turn, I expect you to hold up your end of the deal and actually be able to parallel park in under five minutes.  I know everybody has "off" days which is why I restrained from honking my horn, but secretly, on the inside, I was giving you the finger.  I hope both of our days only go up from here.

Beep Beep!