Push Pull

Los Feliz

Dear guy in the pale yellow t-shirt who held the door open for me at the post office,

While I appreciate your attempt, I suggest that perhaps you return to etiquette school as, I am pretty sure that, when done properly, the act of opening a door for a lady is supposed to be one of courtesy and not one that inflicts pain.

Ouch!  That hurt!

Ooops!

Runyon Canyon

Dear Guy in the white truck that totally smashed into the car parked behind you,

Thank you for getting out of your car to inspect the damage you inflicted, then proceed to write a note and leave it on the damaged car.  Your simple act of doing the right thing made my general view of people in this city a little brighter.

Faith in Humanity Restored!!

Order Up!

Los Feliz

Dear Neighborhood Starbucks Barista,

The fact that you had my "Grande Misto" ready and waiting by the time I made it to the cash register made my ENTIRE day.  Seriously.  Pretty sure if I ever have a kid I will be naming her "Lisbeth" in your honor.

Thank you!!!!

RIP

Los Angeles

Dear Roxy,

Thank you for publicly expressing what so many of us feel.

"Thank you Steve Jobs you changed the world"

Chop Fooey

Los Feliz

Dear Foo Dog Statues that guard the door at the Chi Dynasty restaurant on Hillhurst Avenue,

I am sorry that not just one but two men proceeded to stick their crotch in your face as if you, a statue, were going to pleasure them; one even had the audacity to photograph himself while his friends weren't looking!  I just hope, for your sake, that you do not become the perverted Blarney Stone of the Eastside.

Keep It In Your Pants People!

Who Ya Gonna Call?

Hollywood

Dear Worker Man exiting an apartment building on the corner of Laurel and Fountain Avenues,

You were clothed in an industrial grade gray jumpsuit with what appeared to be a vacuum cleaner strapped to your back; the sight of you left me feeling quite confident that I just saw a real live ghostbuster.

I Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts!

Man Down

Beverly Hills

Dear Motorcycle Guy,

I don't know what happened, but when I saw your red bike down on the side of Sunset Boulevard, pieces strewn everywhere, my heart sank.  I was then very relieved to see you standing up and being taken care of by some good samaritans.  I hope the damage was solely limited to your motorcycle.

Careful!