Mr. Manners
Hollywood
Dear Drunk Guy standing outside of Gelson's holding a handwritten sign that read "Irac War Please Help",
As I walked into the market, your greeting of "Look at you... you're an executive!" made me laugh. As I walked out, your follow up line of "There she is... my nurse!" also garnered a chuckle. As I walked away, your next line of "Mmmmmm... Do you know what I could do to you" gave me the serious creeps, but the fact that you quickly followed it up with "WITH you... things I could do WITH you!" somehow left me smiling. You drunk gentleman you.
Redemption!
Labels: Drunkards, Gelsons, Gentlemen, Hollywood, Manners, Solicitation
posted by C like Cat @ 9:34 PM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
This really made me laugh! Thank you!
Thank you! It happened on my way home from dinner last night; I almost called you right then because I knew you would appreciate it as much as I did! Too funny...
I'm shocked that a Gelson's is still around.
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